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2006-03-20||6:37 p.m.
Technology hates me. I say it a lot, but I don't think people take me seriously enough when I do. Let me break it down for you by reiterating a conversation I had with EK last night.
Me: "Technology hates me, EK. My computer just crashed again and now AOL won't work at all."
EK: "Maybe you should just write letters by hand from now on."
Me: "The computer hates me, my phone hates me, the internet hates me, my camera hates me. I think the only piece of technology that doesn't hate me is the TV."
EK: "You mean the same TV that jumped off the bed and tried to KILL YOU that one time?"
Me: "Dammit I forgot about that. The TV hates me the most!"
I rest my case.