Bring it.
2005-12-21||8:54 p.m.
I haven’t had a drop of alcohol in nearly a month. Craziness. How does that happen? Maybe because the only thing people drink around here is Buuuuuuud. Because Bud is a Man’s Beer and aren’t we all manly men out here in hicktown, USA? Good lord, I think I’ve actually missed the sound of beer bottles smashing on our front lawn at two in the morning after the bar closes. And the trucks and the bigger trucks and the trucks with hydraulics and confederate flags. Why isn’t there good fun like that in San Francisco? Because people in San Francisco drink wheat grass for breakfast and drive Subaru station wagons. And being PC is a way of life. I need to find someplace in between. Someplace with a good balance. Or I could just keep bouncing back and forth between the two extremes and missing the other while I’m living in the one. Or hey, maybe I’ll just bring some Wranglers and my pickup truck to SF and see if I can’t mix the two myself.
Calvin & Hobbes